Oooh, where to start? Well, for those of you that dont know, my name is Bex. I am also called, and will answer to Becky, Beckster, Beckybug and Bug. I’m 27, married since 22nd May 1999 (together since August 1996) to the long-suffering Dave. Bless his little beardy face We also have a daughter who was born on 21st July 2004, named Lydia. She is absolutely beautiful

I love Goth/Metal/Industrial music and love the gothic fashion style. I don’t go all out with white pancake make-up or anything, but you’ll usually see me wearing black. Black is supposed to be slimming, and let’s face it; I need all the help I can get! Despite being into all the Goth stuff I’m a big ball of fatty sunshine! A friend told me that when I laugh, it debilitates me. Once I start laughing I’m pretty much gone. I have a very dirty and childish sense of humour, which I blame on my parents, and watching too many episodes of the comedy series ‘Bottom’

We have 1 cat called Squidge who is a total chatterbox. His brother, Cagney (as in James Cagney, the actor, NOT Cagney and Lacey!!!) passed away a couple of years ago When I went to choose them when they were kittens, Squidge was the runt of the litter and Cagney had to be handfed as he was ill. Awww! My previous pets have included gerbils (named Halfa and Guiness), a rabbit named Luke who used to be the class pet at my Primary School. Mice named Garfield, Odie and Stimpy, and last but not least, a hamster called….Hammy! I think everyone named their hamster that

I work part-time as a Data Entry Clerk. It’s a great (read easy) job and I love it there. They’ve been really good to me despite all the time I’ve had off, due to illness. I’ve also recently passed a distance learning webdesign course. I got a Distinction and now have letters after my name! Poshness! I am now better than everyone in the world. Well, ok…maybe not.

If you want to know what bands and stuff I like, visit my Myspace page. It’s chock full of Bexy goodness/boredom. Yeah, I caved in. I’m weak.

LIKES:

…nah, let’s go straight to the dislikes.

DISLIKES:

Walking around town. For some reason, whenever I go shopping, no matter how much space there is on the street, people have to walk directly towards me. This inevitably leads to last second dodging. I intentionally never walk down the middle of the street so as to leave room for people to just walk past. But nooooooooooooooo! You have to walk in my space, don’t you! DON’T YOU?! I HATE YOU! Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean…

Peppers. The most evil vegetable in the world! ICK! It looks oh so pretty and colourful, but that’s just part of it’s evil plan to get you to eat it! Disgusting stuff.